我儿子为什么哭？

flying

近日，一组标题为《Reasons My Son Is Crying》的组图在图片分享网站tumblr上迅速走红。一个看起来有点不太靠谱的老爸把自己家儿子每次哭的照片拍摄下来，附上小朋友当时哭的原因一起发到网上。组图看起来又欢乐又有爱！

We are flying to New York City. 我们坐飞机去纽约。

bath water

I wouldn’t let him drink bath water. 我不让他喝洗澡水。

boots

His brother’s boots don’t fit. 他哥哥的靴子不合脚。

wear

We helped him put on the boots he loves to wear. 我们帮他穿上他喜欢穿的那双靴子。

refrigerator

I closed the refrigerator door. 我把冰箱门给关上了。

muddy shoes

I asked that he not wipe his muddy shoes off on my car seats. 我跟他说不能把沾满泥巴的鞋蹭到座椅上。

ice water

Grandma wouldn’t let him spill his ice water all over her and the table. 奶奶不让他把冰水撒到她身上和桌子上。

sharing

I told him that forcefullycramming his toys into his brother’s face is not the same as “sharing”.我告诉他把玩具用力地塞到他哥哥脸上不叫“分享”。 

crying

I have no idea why my son is crying. 我也不晓得我儿子为什么要哭。

slide

The slide is not slippery enough. 因为滑梯不够滑。

phone

I didn’t show him pictures on my phone quickly enough - and yes, they were pictures of him crying. 因为我没及时让他看我手机里的照片——没错，都是这孩子在哭的照片。

sing

His brother pretended to sing for one second. 他哥哥假装唱歌，只唱了一秒钟而已。

dinner

He threw his dinner plate on the ground. He now wants to eat dinner. 他之前把餐盘丢到了地上，现在他想吃晚饭了。

milk

The milk was in the wrong cup. 牛奶放错了杯子。

cheese

I broke this cheese in half. 我把这块奶酪掰成了两半。

butter

He asked me to put butter on his rice. I put butter on his rice. 他让我把黄油放到他的饭上，我照做了。