如果你的朋友像猫狗：真人神演绎猫和狗的区别

 

Cat-Friend vs. Dog-Friend

天真热情的汪星人，霸道腹黑的喵星人，如果你有两个朋友分别像他们你该怎么办？来看看下面这个欢乐的视频，真人神奇演绎猫和狗的区别，真的差很多哦！

We all know that cats and dogs are different and that they have individual psychological games they play. But sometimes you need those things personified in order to have them really sink in.我们都知道猫和狗很不同，它们都有着自己神奇的脑内小剧场，不过有的时候只有真人演绎出他们的内心世界，你才能真正完全理解它们。Cat-Friend vs Dog-Friend is a video by the Boston comedy group FATAWESOME that follows the daily life of one man and his two human friends who both act out like common house pets (a cat and a dog) in different situations. 这个叫《喵星人朋友和汪星人朋友》的视频由波士顿的喜剧团队fatawesome制作而成，视频中的主角分别有一个像猫和一个像狗的朋友，来看看日前生活中他们在不同场景下的表现。Bottom line: cats are jerks and dogs are just weird.一句话总结：喵星人都是混蛋，汪星人真的很奇怪耶！

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What's up man? It's so good to see you buddy.大哥你可回来了，伦家想死你啦！I know I saw you this morning but it seems like it's been forever.虽然早上才分开，可有如隔三秋的赶脚。We gotta celebrate. What do you wanna do?咱来庆祝下吧，咱去玩点啥？Hey, let's go throw this rugby around. Go outside and get some fresh air?咱出去透透风，你扔球，我捡球玩吧。-I'll put my stuff down alright? -Alright.-让我先把包放下好吧？ -好的呀！What's up, Jimmy?吉米今天过得咋样？Hey man, what are you doing? Are you cooking? Do you need any help? I can help.在干嘛？做好吃的吗？要不要帮忙？我可以帮你的！Nah, I'm good. Actually, where's the basil?我搞得定！哦，调料放哪里了？Er, bottom drawer.最下面那个抽屉。What is this?这TM什么情况？I am so sorry. I don't even deserve to be here.我错了，我没脸待下去了（泪奔）。I'll just go get paper towels and clean it up and leave.我这就去擦干净，然后有多远滚多远。What?干嘛啊？We're out of cereal.家里没麦片了。Your friend is weired.你朋友神神叨叨的。Yeah, I don't think he likes you.嗯  他可能不喜欢你。He doesn't like anyone.他其实谁都不喜欢。Moaning -What's up with you?<哼哼> 哥们这是咋了？Puke -Jimmy! No!<呕> 吉米，别介啊？Hey, don't worry. I got this.别担心，放着我来！That's a good boy.我的乖乖！

喵星人和汪星人的故事还很多哦，