爆笑：如何在酒吧和mm搭讪

Hello,there. Hello.嗨，你好。你好。Listen, if I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?如果说你有曼妙的身材，你会冲我发火吗？I‘m sorry.你说什么？I said if I...forget it. Did you know there is a mistake in the English alphabet? 我说...算了。你知道英文字母表有一个非常严重的错误是什么吗？Em, no. I didn’t. 厄，不知道。Yeah! They should have put U and I together! 耶！那就是，他们应该把你（U）和我（I）放在一起！No, seriously though, do you believe in love at first sight? No.算了，说真的，你相信一见钟情吗？不相信。Then maybe I should walk in again then! 那我应该再走进来一次！Or just walk out.或者直接离开也行。Hey, do you have any raisins? No. And how about a date?  I don't think so ,no. 对了，你有葡萄干吗？没有。那你想约会吗？不用了Are we er…are we near the airport? No. 我们是在飞机场附近吗？不是。Then maybe that was my heart taking off.那应该是我的心被你偷走了Is it hot in here? No. 这儿怎么这么热。没有啊。Then it must be you. I don’t think so.那一定是你太火辣了！我可不这么认为。There er…seems to be some problem with my mobile phone. What? 我的手机好像出了点问题。 怎么了？Yeah, it doesn’t have your number in it! 它里面竟然没有你的手机号！Listen, just forget it.喂，别再想了。OK, I’m sorry. Listen, what I actually want to say was…you know, I think you are actually nice. I’d like to know you more. 好好，抱歉，其实我真正想说的是,我觉得你很不错，想和你交个朋友。Oh, that’s much better. Of course you can. So, what’s your name?这样说好多了。当然可以。你的名字是？