美国熊孩子如何看热门视频：永远不要拒绝熊猫

Creepy! Is this panda express or sth? What does he gonna do now? Why is a evil panda? Dude! What am I watching? Then there is the panda. What's evil panda gonna do now? What the heck? Never say no to the panda. 恐怖。这个是熊猫快餐还是什么？他又想干嘛？这熊猫怎么这么邪恶？我这是看的什么啊？然后熊猫就出现了.邪恶熊猫又想干嘛？怎么回事？永远不要拒绝熊猫。Question time! So, what kind bear was that? I forget what's called. A panda. Panda bear. Panda, I love pandas. What was the commercial for? I don't know. Panda stuff. Cheese? A brand called panda cheese. 提问时间！那是一种什么熊？我忘记那叫什么了。熊猫。是熊猫。熊猫，我喜欢熊猫。这是个什么广告？我不知道。熊猫什么的。奶酪。一种叫做熊猫的奶酪。What is panda cheese? I don't know, like cheese that pandas eat? Cheese made by pandas? Cheese that pandas made. They can't make milk. What were people doing that made panda show up? They said no the to panda cheese. Cause they said no to panda cheese which made panda mad. His brain is like evolved or sth, it's like planet of the apes.熊猫奶酪是什么东西？不知道，是熊猫吃的奶酪？熊猫做的奶酪。熊猫做的奶酪。他们做不出奶。他们怎么样才能让熊猫出现？他们拒绝了熊猫奶酪。因为拒绝了熊猫奶酪。熊猫很生气。它们的脑袋进化了，就像人猿星球里一样。Why is panda so mad about that? Cause he wants to make some money? He worked hard to make this cheese, now people dont eat it? He's like, I don't wanna do all this hard work for nothing. How would you describe particular panda there? Messy? He's not nice. A bully. Very persuasive, and adorable. Destructive, evil. I'm pretty sure he's possessed by the devil. He was like staring into my soul. 熊猫为什么为那么生气？因为他们想赚钱。他好不容易做的奶酪，结果人们不买。他不想自己辛勤的劳动全部白费。你会怎么形容那只熊猫？混乱。他不友好。很暴力。很有说服力，而且可爱。毁灭，邪恶。我敢肯定它是恶魔附身了。他的眼神直视了我的灵魂。How was panda usually portrayed? They usually like so friendly. Fluffy, like nice. Cuddly, they are not mean. Cuddly, give you free hugs, which I like. Yea, I'm a panda. give me some peanut butter. Cute, nice! but did you know they sit on their own babies and kill them sometimes? Does this commercial makes you wanna buy panda cheese? I'm kinda scary not to now. I'd better before this panda comes in my room. And destroy my playstation. Why not? Cause it's probably taste like panda? 熊猫平时是什么样的？他们通常很友好。毛绒绒的，很漂亮。可爱，一点也不坏。可爱，给你免费拥抱，我喜欢。我是熊猫，给我一点花生酱。可爱，漂亮。但你知不知道有时他们会把自己的Baby坐死。看了这个广告你会想去买熊猫奶酪吗？我现在不敢不买了。我最好去买，免得他跑到我房间。毁了我的PS游戏机。为什么不呢？因为味道可能会像熊猫。What would you do when you in the grocery then the panda show up? I'll run. Just run! he's fat, he's slow, he can't catch you. I'll pat the panda. I'll buy the cheese. I'll buy your cheese, just don't harm me. Call the cops, and handcuff them, then send the cops away, take him to an adoption place. I legally adopt him. The panda is not gonna show up. Why not? Cause there's millions of stores. The panda can't be at millions place at once?  如果你在商店里碰到熊猫怎么办？我会跑。跑！他很胖，很慢，他捉不到你。我会去拍那个熊猫。我会买奶酪。我买你的奶酪，不要伤害我！报警，然后给他带上手铐。等警察走了，带他到领养的地方。我合法的领养他。熊猫是不会出现的。为什么不会？因为有上百万个商店。熊猫不会同时出现在很多地方？What was the song that keep play when the panda show up? It's a song about love, that doesn't fit in to the situation at all. Why would a foreign commercial had a song in English? I don't know, that's so weird. Maybe they like the song. Most countries learn english as second language? What country do you think this commercial are from? Panda bear country? Mexico? Saudi Arabia? Korea? China? Why do you think it's China? Well, cause pandas are Chinese. Japan. Was there any japanese person in the video? Yea, the first part, I think. Yea, it was in the first one, the guy in the hospital, right? Are you sure about that? You guys are giving me the face. Is it just because it's a panda? It's actually from Egypt. What? Egypt. Should the be a camel there or sth? They make commercial similar to this in United States? Not that I know of. Not really. I don't think so. I don't think so, do they?熊猫出现时，一直放的一首什么歌？是一首关于爱情的歌，完全和这个不搭调。为什么国外的广告会放一首英文歌？不知道，太奇怪了。可能他们喜欢这首。大多国家把英文作为他们的第二语言。你认为这个广告是哪个国家的？熊猫国？墨西哥？沙特阿拉伯？韩国？天朝？为什么会认为是天朝？因为熊猫是天朝的。日本。视频里有日本人吗？是的，第一段里面。在第一段里面，那个在医院里的，对吗？你确定吗？你们那是什么表情？你怕我们会是熊猫？是从埃及来的。什么？埃及。怎么没有骆驼什么的？在美国有类似的广告吗？我反正没见过。没有。我想没有。我想没有，有吗？There was a cereal called honeycomb, there was evil demon weasel thing. Like the allstate commercials, I'm your blind spot. Besides snickers commercial, I remember that chinese lady who comes spray snickers everywhere. Do you hope they make more commercials of this panda? More panda, fight for the panda. Yes! Please! Yes! Why do you wanna see more so badly? Because I wanna see what else the panda gonna do,he's on the massacre now. He has to keep going to all the kids who are listening to this. Never upset a panda! 有一个麦片的广告，里面有一只邪恶的鼬鼠。那个Allstate汽车保险广告 “我是的你盲点”。那个士力架广告，里面那个中国女士把士力架弄得到处都是。你喜欢他们拍更多熊猫广告吗？更多的熊猫，为熊猫奋斗！是的！拜托！是的！为什么你那么想看更多？我想看熊猫还会做什么，他现在已经杀红了眼。他已经停不下来了，提醒所有正在听的同学，永远不要惹怒熊猫！

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